Hard Times

One day about a month ago the President of the United States was looking for a call girl. He found three such ladies in a local lounge: a blonde, a brunette and a redhead.

To the blonde he said, "I am the President of the United States. How much would it cost to spend some time with you?"

She replied, "Two hundred dollars."

To the brunette, he made a similar proposition. Her reply: "$100."

He made the same proposition to the redhead. Her reply was, "Mr. President, if you can raise my skirt as high as my taxes, get my panties as low as my wages, get a part of your body as hard as times are, keep it
as high as gas prices, keep me warmer than my apartment in the summer, and screw me the way you do the public, believe me, Mr. President, it ain't gonna cost you a damn cent."