MARRIAGE

I have learned that if you upset your wife she nags you... If you upset her even more you get the silent treatment. Don't you think it's worth the extra effort?

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John is out in the country with his new bride. They watch as a bull comes over the rise and bangs six cows in a row, one after the other. His wife says, "It's a shame a man can't perform like that." He says, "We could, if we got to change cows every time."