Rejected Barbie Doll Names

(list compiled and invented exclusively by Mark Alan Hurst and Wil Chandelle Fry IV, in Memphis, Tenn., May of 1997)

(This isn't for young children, unless you're prepared to answer some difficult questions.)

1. Leper Barbie
2. Epileptic Barbie
3. Hermaphrodite Barbie
4. Bearded Barbie
5. Syphilis Barbie
6. AIDS Barbie
7. Rigamortis Barbie
8. Bed-Wetting Barbie
9. Diarrhea Barbie
10. Anorexic Barbie
11. Bulimic Barbie
12. Crack-Head Barbie
13. Obesity Barbie
14. Quadriplegic Barbie
15. Truck Stop Barbie
16. Blow Job Barbie
17. No Job Barbie
18. Sex Toy Barbie
19. Vibrator Barbie
20. Flat-Chested Barbie
21. Mutant Barbie
22. Radioactive Barbie (glow-in-the-dark!)
23. Hellen Keller Barbie
24. Fartin' & Belchin' Barbie
25. Harelip Barbie
26. Bucktooth Barbie
27. Senile Barbie (a.k.a. "Alzheimer Barbie")
28. Alcoholic Barbie
29. Weightlifting Barbie
30. Drag Queen Ken
31. Teenage Pregnant Barbie
32. False Teeth Barbie
33. Chemotherapy Barbie
34. Lesbian Barbie
35. B.O. Barbie (now with scratch-N-sniff!)
36. Bestiality Barbie
37. Mongoloid Barbie
38. PMS Barbie
39. Brain Dead Barbie (a.k.a. "Vegetable Barbie")

DISCLAIMER: None of the Barbie Dolls listed herein should be construed to represent actual Barbie Dolls. This list is intended purely for the purpose of fictional humor, and is not intended to offend or poke fun at any disadvantaged group of humans. Please feel free to laugh, without feelings of animosity toward the authors (who may or may not also be characters of fictional humor).